We make video!

It is this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u51-_HgmfU
For the first song. Watch it. Share it with others. Lament the fact that you won't get the painting I painted in the video because I'm keeping it for myself.

It is finished. Download it.

The Fresh Prince Project is finally up for your consumption. It's set to "name your price" with no minimum. So please feel free to put 0 and enjoy it. I updated the page for it on here and you can stream it from there or download it. Whatever. No one reads this shit anyway.

Almost there...

Soon enough. In the meantime, check out the latest Fresh Prince Project cover paintings I've uploaded, and also this new group of paintings, which I have not yet linked on the site because I just havent. Deal with it.
Other Paintings
There's a description on that page, so whatever. I'm done here.

Check this out!

I bought these fuckers at the beach last week. They got dragons on them n shit. They were really expensive too. Like...$12 or something. I knew this guy that bought his sunglasses for like $200. Ripped off. My $12 shits block out the same sun and make me look badass. Largely because I don't look like a fucking sucker. Also, look at that fucking dragon. That shit's on the other side too.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure I've got the mixes for the Fresh Prince Project right. I'm going to listen to it some more tomorrow to make sure. I have 6  more paintings to do also. I did one tonight and I'll probably scan it tomorrow or whenever.

Still mixing.

Still. It's close though. Just a few small changes here and there. And I'm going on vacation tomorrow, so it won't be finished until I get back home in the middle of next week.

No one is reading this anyway.

Okay...

I think I've finally got everything pretty much where I want it. Or at least, as good as I will be able to get it with my lack of knowledge or concern. Videos page has the fucking videos embedded. So watch them there, because otherwise, what did I go through all that trouble for? The unnecessary pages for DO NOT EAT and I Object to Human Beings are there and offer little more than information than you can find on the bandcamp site I've set up for downloads.

Finally, I will be fixing the page for The Fresh Prince Project album, which will be uploaded to bandcamp and available very soon. Here's a shitty preview I made for this shit one night when I was drunk.



I'll update the album page with info about this shit soon.

Hello, and welcome to my shitty website!

As you can see, it's a piece of shit. I made this stupid blogger account so I can easily post updates through blogger.

I hope I can make all of this look a little better, but I'm lazy and don't really know what I'm doing so it probably won't happen.

There's not much to look at, and there probably won't be. Just go download my music. Or read the bio section. I made it a choose your own adventure with absolutely no biographical information. Enjoy!