Sunday, May 22, 2011

A new EP about Superman

Last month, I took a break from writing songs for my next dumbass album to record a short ep for one of my friends that graduated last week. For ridiculous reasons that don't make sense, the songs were either about how much Superman sucks, how awesome my friend's mom is, or both. And for the cover I recreated the cover of Action Comics No. 1, with myself in Superman's position, wearing the badass sweater her mom gave me a while ago.

So this is my friend's graduation gift, minus the songs that reference her mom. You can stream it on the bandcamp site. It's just 4 short songs, and really, I don't think I'd call the first one a song. It's just weird. I don't know what I was thinking. So I guess it's 3 songs and a weird 45 second intro. Oh, and a bonus song if you download it. The bonus song has nothing to do with Superman. It's about ewoks. That's why it's a hidden song that comes with the download.

1. The Sound Lois Made the First Time She Saw Superman's Weird Alien Genitals
2. The Functioning Alcoholic
3. To Teach a Man to Fish
4. The Dinner Party
5. March of the Ewoks (hidden)

There is no minimum on the price to download. At least for now, while I still have over 200 free downloads through my bandcamp site. So I recommend you put in "0" and enjoy. If you want to pay something for it, then know that it is much appreciated and I will put the money towards something badass. Like a racecar.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Another Painting.

A bunch of my friends graduated college last week, and I actually gave two of them gifts. One of them was this painting.

It's called The Squirrel Alliance. They are being briefed on the master plan to take down the evil, human empire. The plan is to jump in front of the humans' enormous cruisers and get run over. It's based on a scene of some other famous rebels trying to take down an empire.

Someone at my friend's graduation party told me about some commercial that has squirrels high-fiving after running cars off the road. I've not seen the commercial, but it sounds like they are wrong. The plan is a suicide mission. They are not trying to run the humans off the road. They do not even understand the concept of a road. Their primitive minds believe that sacrificing themselves to the human war machines will someday bring about change in the universe.